Everyday includes some variation of this: "Wha??? No! WHY?? You do it! No. No. No. Why???? (dramatic volume increase) WHYYYY? You do it! I not hurting baby. NO! I no go to bed, too dark (spoken at 1pm.)" Etc., etc.
Heard through the baby monitor in the early morning: "You ok bebe?" Pat pat pat. "You have bad dream?" Pat pat pat. "Ok, I be right back. I get mama. MAMA, bebe wants mama!"
"You head hurt? I get ice pack."
And just new this week: "Mm, I think so." or "Hmmm, I no think so."