"As you may know, part of the risk of parenthood is that you're never quite sure what your kids are going to write, think, say, or smash."
Phil Callaway, Laughing Matters
"Mom, take my picture, this is my surprised face!"
"Mom, can I watch TV?"
Ava drops her water cup on the floor. "Fine! Oops, my hand slipped, you better clean that up!" (Her tone makes it clear she's done this on purpose.)
"When I grow up, I want to be a cowgirl ballerina fairy pony."
Ava hollering from the bathroom, "Mom, have you ever seen a bulldog take off his skin?"