Things I did not expect to say today . . .

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Motherhood: full of the unexpected!
Just a few things I found myself saying today:

"Please do not pile-drive your brother."

"No, your frog may not sleep with the Scrabble tiles."

"No, we do not rub our food on other people!"

"When we lick an envelope, we lick the edges only, not the whole thing!!"


By the way, not my kid in the photo.  ;)