American Idol anyone?

Me:  Ava and I are going into Bend to run some errands.
Grant:  Hope you have fun!  Girls on the town!
Ava (singing):  "Pants on the ground!  Pants on the ground!  Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!"
Grant and Me:  (mouths hanging open)

Later.
Me:  Where did you learn that Ava?
Ava:  Daddy taught me!
(Daddy swears he didn't, but he suspects cousin Nolan!)

In case you haven't heard about the now-infamous American Idol tryout, go here to be enlightened.  Or just google "pants on the ground."