You see, children. . .

If you've got it, flaunt it!
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(actual conversation in our home)
Father to offspring:  "The thing is, kids, your mother is very, veryveryvery pregnant, and she cannot focus on more than one thing at a time (no offense, honey).  So.  If you want to ask her something, you need to talk one at a time, and speak sloooowly."